Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


With their warning about Lord Voldemort’s return scoffed at, Harry and Dumbledore are targeted by the Wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at Hogwarts. (Source: IMDB)

I’ve never read the books, but really enjoyed this franchise. It really is a great family movie experience, filled with magic and wonderment. The best thing I found is that the story matures with the character, becoming darker and more serious with each installment.

However, this magical world is not without flaws.

  • Death-eaters.. what the hell is a Death Eater? How does one Eat Death? Stupid name.
  • Deloris.. Fucking.. Umbridge..
    • The most hated villain in all of family films.. this woman did not meet the end that she deserves.
    • To see what end she DOES deserve.. see this clip from Silent Hill (Graphic, you have been warned)
  • Why does the “Slitherin” House allowed to exist?
    • Cast “Obliviate” on those bastards, to wipe their minds, and be done with them!
  • Deloris.. Fucking.. Umbridge
    • Oh, wait… Did I mention her?

Poster Artwork by Adam Rabalais

Author: Jethal