A new song for 2022
Stop Looting While I’m Dead (MP3 Download)
– Sung to “I’ll be mellow when I’m dead” by Weird Al
1)
I’m out pulling your Goblins!
I’m out pulling Orcs!
Bringing’m back just for you to fight!
I’m out, pulling stealthy
My arrows flying swift
They’ll turn and chase and beat my face
Until i’m black and blue!
I may has well get comfortable, despite how much I’m hurt…
Because I’m gonna have to sit this out, while i’m face down in the dirt!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
When you HAVE A MINUTE
Reattach my body to my head!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
2)
My job to scout in dungeons
My goal to find those traps
My destiny to point out spikey pits!
Seeking hidden doorways
Finding secret rooms
I’m Hanging back and talking smack, while you take the hits!
While you’re all just staring slack jawed, and milling all around…
How about you wiggle fingers and raise me from the ground!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
Stop SCREWING AROUND BOYS
Before a join THE LIVING DEAD!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
–BRIDGE
(I’m a part of a)
A well balanced organized team,
Spent hours planning a our evening’s scheme.
Ten-thousand arrows to my name.
I’m hauling tail.. but did I just see that you;
Slipped that gold into your bag of holdling
Behind all of our backs?
(Well the mood is) the mood is heating
And you’ll soon by meeting
The wrong end of my axe!
3)
While you build the camp fire
While you’re Healing all your wounds
Before you fluff your pillow and get your rest
While you dream of dragons
While you lay your weary head
Check the list cause there might be something that you’d forget..
Get yourself some well earned sleep, while I pay for all that I gave..
Dream of sugar plums and daisies, While I’m in a shallow grave!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
Stop looting while I’m dead,
Stop looting while I’m dead, Stop looting while I’m dead!
