Howling 2


After countless millennia of watching, waiting and stalking, the unholy creatures known as werewolves are poised to inherit the earth. After newscaster Karen White’s shocking on-screen transformation and violent death, her brother Ben is approached by Stefan Crosscoe, a mysterious man who claims that Karen has, in fact, become a werewolf. But this is the least of their worries… To save mankind, Stefan and Ben must travel to Transylvania to battle and destroy Stirba, the immortal queen of all werewolves, before she is restored to her full powers!

This was less of a horror movie, and more of an excuse to see what Werewolf Porn would look like. Christopher Lee only agreed to do this movie because he had never done a Werewolf Movie.. I’m sorry Mr Lee.. you still haven’t. I could not possibly feel worse for Christopher Lee.. this was just horrible.

Tits, Tits and More Tits on top of 80’s Rated “R” simu-porn. Very bad full-body suits – where these supposed to be Werewolves or Monkey Men? Ugly prosthetic faces with hairy suits does not make you a werewolf. My life has been shortened by 91 minutes, and I will never regain that time back. Bastards.

Author: Jethal