Star Wars: Attack of the Clones


As the story contines, from The Phantom Menace, it is ten years later, and Anakin is a young man in training to be a Jedi. Good old George Lucas has decided that Anakin’s teenaged rebellion will be taken to the extreme, in a show of Emo, Whinny, bitch-like proportions.

We are, somehow, meant to believe that 8 year old Anakin fell deeply in love with Padame in the, like, 3 days they knew each other.. and of course, by the end of this installment, she falls head over heals for him.. who she barely remembers in the beginning of the movie.

A story filled with incredibly bad decisions, and really really bad acting by Hayden Christensen.

Author: Jethal