The Manderville Dance


The Manderville Dance (MP3 Download)
Sung to “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga, as sung by Halestorm

That Manderville Dance!

I need a hero
I need a man
Who’ll follow clues and
foil their plans
A Gen-tle-Man
With short pants
A Gen-tle-Man

Detecting plots
Uncovering lies
Ul’dah Assassins
LaNocean Spies
A Gentle Man
With short Pants
A fast he can..

He comes when we need him
The Facts wont Impeded him
don’t look now, you’ll be in a trance

He’s on the case
When we come Face to Face
with Mitigating Circumstance
We’re along for the ride
he’s got luck on his side
and we’ll do the Manderville Dance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh that Manderville Dance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Let’s do the Manderville Dance

Nothing eludes
As sharp as a tack
That’s his assistant
He doesnt know jack
A Gentle Man
A Gentle Man

A master of justice
Distinguished and Calm
Run for the hills
Nashu just lit a bomb
A Gentle Man
In short pants

Author: Jethal